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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Scale of how chronic fatigue syndrome affects patients' blood shown for first time - Medical Xpress

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

New iOS 26 design makes me want an iPhone 17 Air more than ever - 9to5Mac

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

OpenAI signs surprise deal with Google Cloud despite fierce AI rivalry - Ars Technica

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

No way

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Minds and Behinds

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Then came..

71-year-old man makes history with world record for bench pressing - 11Alive.com

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading